Why should you listen to Vivaldi's "Four Seasons"? - Betsy Schwarm

Ernie Johnson's Thoughts on the Presidential Election

"I never know from one election or the next, who's going to be in the Oval Office, but I always know who's on the throne"

"Some People Have More Equal Rights Than Others"

Orwell's quote from Animal Farm: All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others 

Christopher Hitchens' statement with Pastor Douglas Wilson

The Infinite Monkey Theorem - "It was the best of times. It was the..."

Richard Dawkins The Blind Watchmaker and The Infinite Monkey Theorem

"I don't know who it was first pointed out that, given enough time, a monkey bashing away at random on a typewriter could produce all the works of Shakespeare. The operative phrase is, of course, given enough time. Let us limit the task facing our monkey somewhat. Suppose that he has to produce, not the complete works of Shakespeare but just the short sentence 'Methinks it is like a weasel', and we shall make it relatively easy by giving him a typewriter with a restricted keyboard, one with just the 26 (capital) letters, and a space bar. How long will he take to write this one little sentence?"

Dachsund Firework

New Nike Running App Tells You What You’re Really Running From - The Onion

"Today's fitness trackers can tell you how far you're running but tomorrow's can tell you why you're running"

How to be Ultra-Spirtual

One of the suggestions:

Rebel against the dogmatic religious terminology by using dogmatic spiritual terminology...

Best Dutch Commercial (with a twist ending)

You Can Do Anything!!

"We're still friends today" First 6 minutes of What We Do In The Shadows

Notification Trolling

Jesus takes the Ice Bucket Challenge

The Saddest but Classiest Brazil Fan

A bit late, but here's the Saddest but Classiest Fan ever

Following the 7-1 defeat of Brazil, Clovis the fan gives the World Cup replica to the Germany fans. Classy.

A Joyful (and Annoying Part) of Football

"The World Cup calls this parochialism to mind because soccer is not just a sport, it is an entire mentality. We in this country prefer pastimes that are rational and quantifiable. Football plays can be drawn up in a playbook and baseball lends itself to statistical analysisBut the rest of the world follows a sport that rewards resilience and neuroticism. Soccer is a sport perfectly designed to reinforce a tragic view of the universe, because basically it is a long series of frustrations leading up to near certain heartbreak. 

But it’s also a game that teaches you that life is unfair. Because goals are so scarce, it is possible for a team to be outplayed for 89 minutes and yet still score one fluke goal and win the game. Superior performance often does not translate into victory."

David Brooks

Game of Thrones 1995 Style

What if your old desktop computer actually did what you told it to do

German Coast Guard Trainee

Taylor Swift Attacked at the Grammys

Dancing Merengue Dog